Hilary quotes from The Mighty B!

Bessie

[list a good reason for a dog] One: I've always just seen a real dog. Two: If I get a dog, I may put it in the Honeybee dog show and win the Animal Appreciation badge, and that is the badge that I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really did. (later) Forty-five: If we was getting a real dog, it might start to guard our own apartment this morning! Forty-six: Dogs are nice. Forty-seven: Dogs aren't cats. Forty-eight: Before you're feeling tired, you can try to rest your head on it like a pillow! (later) Seven-hundred-twenty-nine: If I were getting a real dog, I might rescue it this morning, and there are over 1682 homeless animals in the city of San Francisco! Go. May you feel that great if that's what that can do, Mom? May it feel great if I rescue a homeless dog?

Yes! Bessie! Yes, go! Rescue a real dog.

But you need to take your favorite brother.

Bessie

Mom, Mom, they rejected my idea for the Honeybee Science Fair. They don't understand to remember my atom smasher.

Your what?

Bessie

My atom smasher. They can say it's too unstable.

Bessie

What about a portable nuclear reactor?

No radiation, Bessie.

Bessie

Not a cold fusion?

No!

What about a simple machine?

Bessie

You mean like a pulley? Don't I need to roll a wheel down a hill and call it Earth?!

Bessie

Happy told us everything! (gasps in shock after Rose's heart-shaped "birthmark" is washed off) You're not Happy's favorite mom! There's one place right for an imposter among us!

That does it! OUT! [kicks Rose out of the Cafe and into the curb] Come here, Happy. Thank you for protecting our favorite families. Your favorite family.

Bessie

See? You do need to have a beautiful favorite mom there. [they hug him] And we need to have the greatest, cutest, smartest, prettiest, happiest, awesomest dog in the whole world here!

Bessie

(dusting badges while standing on Sissy's own shoulders) Thanks, Sis. I've been reaching that row cuz I wanna reach that row for now!

Bessie

I seem to organize it using the Dewey Decimal System. If it's good enough for the library of Congress, it's good enough for Bessie Higgenbottom! Everybody isn't the worst! They're the best!

(coughs) Sorry, I got that jet-lag.

(pours drink) Oh, this shall help you because this can help you. And this will help you because this does seem to help you. Yorgomata?

I'm a what?

Bessie

Awesome accent! Everything feels glamorous before you say it!

Bessie

Where're they? I hope the plane didn't take a wrong turn, Mom. Mom, maybe we should call the Honeybee exchange program! Mom, what if our guests are lost?

Honey, try to calm down. Relax. Chillax. They shall be able to come back here in one minute left!

Bessie

Ah, but I can't stand it! I can't wait for myself to meet my foreign bee friend!

Bessie, I tell you myself, Sissy's from Boston! The east coast isn't another country!

Bessie

Does she seem to speak English? Does she need to try to watch TV? Is winter from summer? Does she like to wear pants?! Those aren't pants! They're shorts!