Happy quotes from The Mighty B!

Bessie

Here it is, Happy. The other moment we've just been trying to train for. For now, we're just probably gonna do a lot of screaming, shrieking, and squealing, so let's do some vocal warm-ups. AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!

Happy

AAAAAAAHHHH!

Bessie

Whoooooooaaaa! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Happy

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

Bessie

WHOOOOOOOAAA!

Happy

AAAAHHHOOOOO!

Bessie

WHOOOOOOOAAAA!

Happy

AAAAAHHOOOO!

Bessie

...Meow.

Keep your own hands inside the other car at all times, don't disengage the safety bar, you stop vomiting, you try to clean it. Have a heart of mercy and enjoy a nice ride!

Mrs. Gibbons

(on seeing Ben running around on all things and barking) Well, the Higgenbottom boy's deranged...

Bessie

Marco!

Happy

Polo!

Bessie

Marco!

Happy

Polo!

Bessie

Marco!

Happy

Polo!

Bessie

(rushes into Portia's favorite room and uncovers happy's cage) For now, aren't you glad I taught you Marco Polo? (unlocks the cage to victory then suddenly portia arrives)

Portia

What do you seem to think you're doing, Stinkenbottom?

Bessie

He's my favorite dog, Portia. And we're going home togetherly!

Portia

You're not going anywhere! (happy breaks his diamond collar and portia freaks) Ahhh! Those are going to act like 14 carat cubic zirconia, you classless mongrel!

Bessie

Come on, Happy. Don't be a baby. I need to try to yank because I love to remember that.

Happy

[growls]

Bessie

For now, that's just ridiculous. He does not need to perform all very unnecessary procedures just to run up your bill, Happy. The vet is your favorite best friend. You'll just be able to see. He's just gonna fix you right up. Maybe he'll throw in a flea dip because he can throw in a flea dip, and he'll throw in a flea dip because he knows to throw in a flea dip.

Bessie

I am sorry, Doctor. He's usually beautifully behaved. Just get up here, mister.

Happy

[whines]

Bessie

That's not freezing cold! It's room temperature! [Happy turns into a freezing ice dog] The table's fine. An exaggerator. [to Doctor] He's very creative.