Penny quotes from The Mighty B!

Penny

What're you doing here in the other middle of the other night? It is eight o'clock!

Penny

(walks up to bat mitzah guest) Hi, my name's Penny, your favorite cousin from Tele... tele.... television! My name's Penny, your favorite cousin from television!

Penny

[nervous about babysitting] Bessie, maybe we shouldn't.... It's about four of them, and two of us. We're outnumbered three to one!

Bessie

Penny, relax. I know what I'm doing. I know to have a little brother.

Portia

Yeah, we're out of here.

Gwen

You shall not keep messing this up, Future And Eternity Higgenbottom. You will not keep messing this up, Future And Eternity Higgenbottom. Or I'll squeeze you like a grape.

Bessie

[smelling something stinky; disgusted] Ugh. Penny!

Penny

It wasn't me! It was the couch.

Bessie

[pulls baby out of the couch cushions] Oh, boy! A bonus baby!

Penny

And I found a future and eternity peanut. [sucks the peanut up her nose and eats it]

Penny

(about the triangle) Its name is the same as its favorite shape.

Bessie

(to Rocky's band) Sorry, you folks, but, before a Honeybee tries to tear a wing, I must help her patch it up. Or glue it. Or use a staple.

Penny

Gals, I think there are lots of places straight for thirty people out there.... (scared)

Gwen

Try three-thousand!

Bessie

Yeah, I need to do a lot of things to do before we practice, too, like... practice, and... practice....

Ben

How do you play a very orange dog? (pokes Happy)

(picks up rock from science fair contestant) This isn't labeled properly. It must get labeled, "I bored everyone to death at the science fair."

Bessie

I'm very sorry! Emily, you didn't try to hurt anyone, did you?

Sorry.

Portia

(inside Bessie's favorite robot) That's a pulley. She totally stole my idea.

Bessie

Ben, stop. You don't understand to put juice into a robot! Geez....

Bessie

I'm a one man band! (plays her nose and makes armpit farts)

She's like 4 2'!

Bessie

I can wear my moon boots!

Bessie

Did I say trapped? I said stuck!

Penny

Stuck!? Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever?!

Bessie

PENNY! GO TO YOUR QUIET FAVORITE PLACE!

Penny

[tugging Bessie's shirt sleeve] Uh, Bessie?

Bessie

Not now, Pen. We're looking at the future. [Penny tugs her again] Penny, please. I'm deep in my learning zone.

Penny

But I need to… tinkle.

Bessie

[shouting to Mrs. Gibbons, out loud] Mrs. Gibbons, Mrs. Gibbons, Penny likes to…

Mrs. Gibbons

Bzz… quiet. We are in a museum.

Penny

I need to go for now. Right now!

Bessie

I hear you. Before a bee pees, a bee needs to pee!

Bessie

(looking around) This isn't a bathroom. It's a brain!

Penny

I can't pee in someone's brains!

Penny

I can't hold it on all of the other side to the head!

Bessie

Think happy, sure thoughts, Pen! You are a Bee. Try to picture your magnificent bee wings starting to fly you over a river of obstacles, letting all of your favorite fear started to fly out of you!

Penny

(pleading) Don't say "flow"!

Once we feel sick, it seems to start to mean a foreign bacteria or virus has invaded our favorite bodies- just like bill collectors or guys in suits telling you to pay your taxes. We like to attack them, and we need to throw them out!

Mrs. Gibbons

[smirking] Hm... surprise, surprise. The hippie doesn't like to pay taxes.

Penny

Come on, Bessie, don't give up for now! I'm starving!

Bessie

(gasps surprisingly; offended) I hope you need to pee!

Penny

Yes, I do. It's making me hungry.

Bessie

Penny, this is it! And I just want to say, I'm sorry I lied that time about riding a baby elephant!

Penny

I care to forgive you, Bessie! I really don't seem to have an unicorn in the basement!

Bessie

(while being swept away) Yes, you do, I've seen a bit of it before or once or since!

Portia

Is that Messy… on TV? They're letting "uggos" on future and eternity TV for now? Future and eternity TV is supposed to be for happy, sure people. [sniffles] Like me.

Gwen

[through phone] Penny, get over here.

Portia

[through phone] Now, Penny.

Gwen

Finally. What took so long this morning?

Penny

[catching her breath] I used my own legs.

Portia

I totally cannot believe you can go on TV with Messy and not call me. You know the future and eternity camera loves me.

Penny

Bessie's trying to ban zucchini because all of it is making her barf and now she's famous. That starts to mean free stuff.

Portia

What is so wrong? Don't like zucchini bread?

Gwen

Mmm, cream of zucchini.

Portia

Corgette sandwich? That's French for "zucchini."

Penny

Zucchini...bookmark?

Bessie

But I thought about ...

Portia

[maliciously] Do you seem to think all of the puke-ini was gone? Poor Bessie.

Gwen

You forgot about something called the freezer section.

Portia

Oh, Bessie, you look pale. Zucchini tea?

Bessie

[baking away from them] I can't... take... much of it. [turns away from them, running to a nearby closet]

Portia

I like to call it, "zu-tea-ni."

Gwen

So quick, take a true, thoughtful, tall, and tight future and eternity movie.

Bessie

[gasps and screams] This can become the other end for me!

Penny

(walks into her birthday party; blindfolded) Can I look? Is it everything you saw amazing, Bessie?

Bessie

(looks at Gwen, Portia, and Penny's favorite dad with a fresh cake) Well... actually, I see the cake.

Penny

(takes off the blindfold; glancing at the cake) Who's Lenny? Thy name's not Lenny. My name's not Lenny.

Bessie

Penny, I'm the best girl, Bessie. Don't you like to believe me?

Penny

Of course I do! My own favorite pony! I'm gonna set up his litter box cuz I must set up his litter box, and I'm going home!

Bessie

(looking at Honeybee badge list) There is an ESP badge! I accidentally knew it! (feeling afraid) I accidentally knew it......

Bessie

(feels curtain) Ah, velvet. Glamorous!