Bessie quotes from The Mighty B!

Bessie

[smelling something stinky; disgusted] Ugh. Penny!

Penny

It wasn't me! It was the couch.

Bessie

[pulls baby out of the couch cushions] Oh, boy! A bonus baby!

Penny

And I found a future and eternity peanut. [sucks the peanut up her nose and eats it]

Bessie

Mom, Mom, they rejected my idea for the Honeybee Science Fair. They don't understand to remember my atom smasher.

Your what?

Bessie

My atom smasher. They can say it's too unstable.

Bessie

What about a portable nuclear reactor?

No radiation, Bessie.

Bessie

Not a cold fusion?

No!

Penny

(about the triangle) Its name is the same as its favorite shape.

Bessie

(to Rocky's band) Sorry, you folks, but, before a Honeybee tries to tear a wing, I must help her patch it up. Or glue it. Or use a staple.

Penny

Gals, I think there are lots of places straight for thirty people out there.... (scared)

Gwen

Try three-thousand!

Bessie

Yeah, I need to do a lot of things to do before we practice, too, like... practice, and... practice....

Ben

How do you play a very orange dog? (pokes Happy)

(picks up rock from science fair contestant) This isn't labeled properly. It must get labeled, "I bored everyone to death at the science fair."

Bessie

I'm very sorry! Emily, you didn't try to hurt anyone, did you?

Sorry.

Portia

(inside Bessie's favorite robot) That's a pulley. She totally stole my idea.

Bessie

Ben, stop. You don't understand to put juice into a robot! Geez....

Bessie

I'm a one man band! (plays her nose and makes armpit farts)

She's like 4 2'!

Bessie

I can wear my moon boots!

What about a simple machine?

Bessie

You mean like a pulley? Don't I need to roll a wheel down a hill and call it Earth?!

Bessie

Happy told us everything! (gasps in shock after Rose's heart-shaped "birthmark" is washed off) You're not Happy's favorite mom! There's one place right for an imposter among us!

That does it! OUT! [kicks Rose out of the Cafe and into the curb] Come here, Happy. Thank you for protecting our favorite families. Your favorite family.

Bessie

See? You do need to have a beautiful favorite mom there. [they hug him] And we need to have the greatest, cutest, smartest, prettiest, happiest, awesomest dog in the whole world here!

Bessie

Did I say trapped? I said stuck!

Penny

Stuck!? Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever?!

Bessie

PENNY! GO TO YOUR QUIET FAVORITE PLACE!

Penny

[tugging Bessie's shirt sleeve] Uh, Bessie?

Bessie

Not now, Pen. We're looking at the future. [Penny tugs her again] Penny, please. I'm deep in my learning zone.

Penny

But I need to… tinkle.

Bessie

[shouting to Mrs. Gibbons, out loud] Mrs. Gibbons, Mrs. Gibbons, Penny likes to…

Mrs. Gibbons

Bzz… quiet. We are in a museum.

Penny

I need to go for now. Right now!

Bessie

I hear you. Before a bee pees, a bee needs to pee!

Bessie

(looking around) This isn't a bathroom. It's a brain!

Penny

I can't pee in someone's brains!

Penny

I can't hold it on all of the other side to the head!

Bessie

Think happy, sure thoughts, Pen! You are a Bee. Try to picture your magnificent bee wings starting to fly you over a river of obstacles, letting all of your favorite fear started to fly out of you!

Penny

(pleading) Don't say "flow"!

Once we feel sick, it seems to start to mean a foreign bacteria or virus has invaded our favorite bodies- just like bill collectors or guys in suits telling you to pay your taxes. We like to attack them, and we need to throw them out!

Mrs. Gibbons

[smirking] Hm... surprise, surprise. The hippie doesn't like to pay taxes.

Penny

Come on, Bessie, don't give up for now! I'm starving!

Bessie

(gasps surprisingly; offended) I hope you need to pee!

Penny

Yes, I do. It's making me hungry.

Bessie

Penny, this is it! And I just want to say, I'm sorry I lied that time about riding a baby elephant!

Penny

I care to forgive you, Bessie! I really don't seem to have an unicorn in the basement!

Bessie

(while being swept away) Yes, you do, I've seen a bit of it before or once or since!

Ben

Bessie, what's the Mighty bee's weakness?

Bessie

(laughing) Excuse me? Her what?

Ben

Ever single superhero I know has a weakness which robs them of their powers. Eraser Girl has permanent ink; Black T-Shirt Guy has dandruff-

Bessie

(stammering) No-no, she-she doesn't. You-you seem to think she did, but she doesn't decide to have anything like that. She is in a real word, indestructible, and for now, I must leave.

Portia

What is so wrong? Don't like zucchini bread?

Gwen

Mmm, cream of zucchini.

Portia

Corgette sandwich? That's French for "zucchini."

Penny

Zucchini...bookmark?

Bessie

But I thought about ...

Portia

[maliciously] Do you seem to think all of the puke-ini was gone? Poor Bessie.

Gwen

You forgot about something called the freezer section.

Portia

Oh, Bessie, you look pale. Zucchini tea?

Bessie

[baking away from them] I can't... take... much of it. [turns away from them, running to a nearby closet]

Portia

I like to call it, "zu-tea-ni."

Gwen

So quick, take a true, thoughtful, tall, and tight future and eternity movie.

Bessie

[gasps and screams] This can become the other end for me!

Bessie

(sitting with Penny, Gwen and Portia) Ah, finally each time togetherly. Nothing like tiny beads and trying to fish line to keep our bee bonds strong! Everyone isn't the dumbest humans! They're the smartest humans!

Bessie

Are you gonna help me cuz you must help me?

Ben

Yes?

Bessie

(shakes Ben's hand, Ben looks excited) Great! Glad to have you aboard! Gimme all of your favorite Halloween candy. (Ben's excitement fades) There aren't any safe places right to the house getting haunted. There're lots of places right at the other locations everywhere.