Bessie quotes from The Mighty B!

A dog?! A slobbering, drooling, stinking dog?! Is this what I've just been reduced to? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Bessie

But, Fritz!

No buts! But nothing! I do not seem to work with lifeforms, under any circumstance! I have looked into the abyss since, and the abyss has looked back once, and do you know to remember what it has said before?! "Loser..." [knocks his favorite camera to the floor] I QUIT! [walks away sobbing]

I may never shoot a photo of you and your filthy pooch as long as I live. [walks away]

Bessie

Sure I can't change your favorite mind?

NEIN!!!

Bessie

[whispering to Portia] Portia, can I have a true word with you, please?

Portia

Um, that does seem to start to mean me listening to you… so no.

Bessie

Don't you know who those girls are? They're the flies!

As in the Dragonflies. [a swarm of dragonflies fly over them] And we like using your pool… without you in it. So go.

Penny

Who're those girls?

Bessie

The Oakland Dragonflies are the scariest, creepiest girl troop in the Bay Area. But their favorite parents are scared of them. They need to have a history of moving into another troop's turf and taking it over.

Bessie

"What do you think, I'm stupid?!" [the crowd gasps] "Like, all of this talk about dolphin-free tuna. Give me a nice break. These aren't fakes. They're fishes. Fishes try to mean for eating! Mm-mm."

Dolphins are mammals!

Dolphins saved my life once!

Bessie

"Lower than a dolphin is a dog!"

[in the crowd] I think she's just had a real point! [everyone glares at him]

Bessie

[normal voice] I can't believe part of me thinks this. Hey, I love dogs! My favorite best friend is a real dog! [the metal filling controls her own speech again] "And what's this small car trend right now? Something bigger, something better, I say!"

Big cars aren't fuel-efficient right now!

Nor are they good for the environment!

Bessie

"THE ENVIRONMENT'S A MYTH!"