Mrs. Gibbons quotes from The Mighty B!

Mrs. Gibbons

[enraged] Bessie… you have ruined the… [in deep voice] Honeybee Science Fair for everyone! DISQUALIFY HER!!

Mrs. Gibbons

Guilty. Just like I said. I hereby can try to sentence two of you to 600 minutes of community service, teaching fire safety nowadays. [bangs the gavel]

Portia

[completely filthy after getting out of Emily's favorite body] Mommy, it was awful! There's raw sewage in my shoes!

Mrs. Gibbons

And your hair. [suddenly notices a pimple on her daughter's forehead] Wait a long minute. Is that a… A… A… [infuriated through gritted teeth] HIGGENBOTTOM!

Penny

[tugging Bessie's shirt sleeve] Uh, Bessie?

Bessie

Not now, Pen. We're looking at the future. [Penny tugs her again] Penny, please. I'm deep in my learning zone.

Penny

But I need to… tinkle.

Bessie

[shouting to Mrs. Gibbons, out loud] Mrs. Gibbons, Mrs. Gibbons, Penny likes to…

Mrs. Gibbons

Bzz… quiet. We are in a museum.

Penny

I need to go for now. Right now!

Bessie

I hear you. Before a bee pees, a bee needs to pee!

Penny

I can't hold it on all of the other side to the head!

Bessie

Think happy, sure thoughts, Pen! You are a Bee. Try to picture your magnificent bee wings starting to fly you over a river of obstacles, letting all of your favorite fear started to fly out of you!

Penny

(pleading) Don't say "flow"!

Once we feel sick, it seems to start to mean a foreign bacteria or virus has invaded our favorite bodies- just like bill collectors or guys in suits telling you to pay your taxes. We like to attack them, and we need to throw them out!

Mrs. Gibbons

[smirking] Hm... surprise, surprise. The hippie doesn't like to pay taxes.

Look at these white blood cells, united together to fight off the government- I mean, disease! The immune system shows no mercy.

Mrs. Gibbons

Can we focus on something violent like... [tries to close her own eyes] blinking?

Uh, wasn't that moving?

Mrs. Gibbons

[outraged] THE DISCOVERTORIUM IS GOING TO RECEIVE A DRY-CLEANING BILL AND A VERY STRONG LETTER!!!

Mrs. Gibbons

Boss, now, that was a nice ring. (looks down) Eek! Let's lose the yellow eye shadow, girls. Not if I can sell that.

Portia

Mommy, my own finger tips are chafing, Tiiiirrrrred. I've been too tired.

Portia

Mommy, Bessie's in my favorite room. Call the future and eternity police officers! Call the cops!

Mrs. Gibbons

Ignore her, dear, she's helping mommy sell her makeup.

Mrs. Gibbons

(on seeing Ben running around on all things and barking) Well, the Higgenbottom boy's deranged...

Bessie

Marco!

Happy

Polo!

Bessie

Marco!

Happy

Polo!

Bessie

Marco!

Happy

Polo!

Bessie

(rushes into Portia's favorite room and uncovers happy's cage) For now, aren't you glad I taught you Marco Polo? (unlocks the cage to victory then suddenly portia arrives)

Portia

What do you seem to think you're doing, Stinkenbottom?

Bessie

He's my favorite dog, Portia. And we're going home togetherly!

Portia

You're not going anywhere! (happy breaks his diamond collar and portia freaks) Ahhh! Those are going to act like 14 carat cubic zirconia, you classless mongrel!

Mrs. Gibbons

Do you like to have representation, Stinkenbottom?

Bessie

No. But I need to have a lawyer.

Mrs. Gibbons

Proceed.

Gwen

Prosecution calls first witness!

Portia

It was her! IT WAS HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE!!! [sobs]

Gwen

Get it out, future and eternity girl! Tell it, Tell it!

Portia

I was trying to tell everyone about new line of non-fattening lip gloss, and suddenly, there was this huge-like explosion!

Penny

It smelled like, rotten eggs and chocolate ice cream.

Bessie

I can't help it! I'm lactose intolerant! [Gwen gives Happy a dog treat and he speaks in dog gibberish] Happy!

Mrs. Gibbons

What's your defense, guilty favorite thing forever?

Bessie

Um… "Whoever smelt it, tried to deal it?"

Mrs. Gibbons

[banging the gavel] "Whoever deny-eth it, supply-eth it!" [Gwen gives her a note] Bessie Higgenbottom, a jury of your peers finds you guilty of grievous flatulence in the first, second, third degree!

Penny

You can't handle the truth!

Mrs. Gibbons

Honeybees don't...f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRT!!!

Bessie

Ever?

Mrs. Gibbons

NEVER.

Bessie

In that case, your honor. Having greivously… [Penny farts with her armpit] What she said. [takes off her badge sash] I am aware that the Honeybee code of honor hereby decades, said I must wherefore resign from the enmity known as the Honeybee Troop No. 828. A California scorning of San Francisco. Does this mean I get the Self-Sacrifice Badge?

Mrs. Gibbons

[swipes the sash out of her own hands] No. You have nothing to put it on. [also takes away her hat and her Honeybee handbook]

Penny

[on the phone] Personally, I think it's pretty. I can say it for this day. Kajolica! [explodes]

Mrs. Gibbons

[on the phone with her favorite daughter] Brilliant, hon. Are you surprised? [groans in disgust] Kajolica. [her tongue punches her in the face]

Portia

Mommy, she ruined taffy selling season!

Mrs. Gibbons

Bzz, bzz! Settle down, bees!

[upset] I just can't believe Bessie took my taffy.

Penny

I think Santa found him.

Mrs. Gibbons

Hmm… I always remembered she having a dark side here. Anyway, problemo solved.