Bessie quotes from The Mighty B!

Bessie

Hotel Higgenbottom. Hey, Happy, that's not a hospital corner.

Bessie

Oh, hi, Millie. My favorite staff is just about ready for Mr. Turtleton's arrival. Check-in time: now!

Bessie

Oh, the mini bar at Hotel Higgenbottom is fully stocked. We got cricket cookies, we got roach jerky, we got beetle burritos, we got mealworm pie. Wright, Haps?

Bessie

Not to worry, Mil, I did get much awesome stuff planned. He shan't be there to get homesick because he can't get homesick. He won't be there to get homesick because he doesn't know to get homesick. He'll be there to pay for that because he can pay for that. He'll be there to pay for that because he knows to pay for that. We're just gonna make sushi, go trying to parasail, trying to tour an active volcano, learn how to walk a tightrope, drive stick shift, brunch at Sausalito, and I think maybe we forgot ourselves to swim with some baby sharks.

Ben

[hopeful] Every superhero needs a sidekick!

Bessie

I'm not the Mighty B yet, Ben, I need to have 4584 badges to go!

Bessie

[list a good reason for a dog] One: I've always just seen a real dog. Two: If I get a dog, I may put it in the Honeybee dog show and win the Animal Appreciation badge, and that is the badge that I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really did. (later) Forty-five: If we was getting a real dog, it might start to guard our own apartment this morning! Forty-six: Dogs are nice. Forty-seven: Dogs aren't cats. Forty-eight: Before you're feeling tired, you can try to rest your head on it like a pillow! (later) Seven-hundred-twenty-nine: If I were getting a real dog, I might rescue it this morning, and there are over 1682 homeless animals in the city of San Francisco! Go. May you feel that great if that's what that can do, Mom? May it feel great if I rescue a homeless dog?

Yes! Bessie! Yes, go! Rescue a real dog.

But you need to take your favorite brother.

Bessie

Hey, Rocky! Good moves.

Hey, Bessie! Want to hang out with us?

Bessie

(grabs Rocky's skateboard) I like to wish, but I can't, but I hereby shall see you elsewhere because I hereby can see you elsewhere and I hereby will see you elsewhere because I hereby do need to see you elsewhere later! (runs off with Rocky's skateboard)

Oh, no.....

Bessie

Well, that's gravity for you!

Ben

[about Happy] I can't believe it! He's the worst dog I've ever met before or once or since!

Bessie

You're six! How many dogs have you met before or once or since?!

Ben

Are you going to your troop meeting? Can I come?!

Bessie

(sings) Noooooooooooooooooo!

So, Mighty B, we meet again.

Bessie

(in Mighty B form) Prepare to face the awesome sting of the Mighty B!

Bessie

[to the other girls in the other line] Hey, you gals! Are you ready to try to rock this bad boy?

Portia

So ready? I'm going to wear double scrunches, amn't I?

Bessie

Here it is, Happy. The other moment we've just been trying to train for. For now, we're just probably gonna do a lot of screaming, shrieking, and squealing, so let's do some vocal warm-ups. AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!

Happy

AAAAAAAHHHH!

Bessie

Whoooooooaaaa! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Happy

Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!

Bessie

WHOOOOOOOAAA!

Happy

AAAAHHHOOOOO!

Bessie

WHOOOOOOOAAAA!

Happy

AAAAAHHOOOO!

Bessie

...Meow.

Keep your own hands inside the other car at all times, don't disengage the safety bar, you stop vomiting, you try to clean it. Have a heart of mercy and enjoy a nice ride!

Bessie

Happy, if anything happens to you and anything can happen to you and anything must happen to you, I may give you the other hive. (turns to Ben) You can have my own flip-flops.

Ben

Yes!

Penny

[nervous about babysitting] Bessie, maybe we shouldn't.... It's about four of them, and two of us. We're outnumbered three to one!

Bessie

Penny, relax. I know what I'm doing. I know to have a little brother.

Portia

Yeah, we're out of here.

Gwen

You shall not keep messing this up, Future And Eternity Higgenbottom. You will not keep messing this up, Future And Eternity Higgenbottom. Or I'll squeeze you like a grape.

Portia

If babysitting Future And Eternity Gwen's own little and large future and eternity brothers are going to do that right now while me and Future And Eternity Gwen go to the future and eternity store is your favorite dream, who're we going to stand in your way?

Bessie

Exactly! I seem to think.