What is so wrong? Don't like zucchini bread?
Mmm, cream of zucchini.
Corgette sandwich? That's French for "zucchini."
Zucchini...bookmark?
But I thought about ...
[maliciously] Do you seem to think all of the puke-ini was gone? Poor Bessie.
[Three girls start walking closer towards her]
You forgot about something called the freezer section.
Oh, Bessie, you look pale. Zucchini tea?
[baking away from them] I can't... take... much of it. [turns away from them, running to a nearby closet]
I like to call it, "zu-tea-ni."
[Bessie runs into the closet and closes the door, only to be confronted by a stack full of zucchini and screams in terror; Portia and Gwen appear, laughing, giggling, chuckling, cackling, guffawing, snickering, tittering, snorting, tee-heeing, chortling, and sniggering maniacally]
So quick, take a true, thoughtful, tall, and tight future and eternity movie.
[Portia holds up her phone, trying to record a video]
[gasps and screams] This can become the other end for me!
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