Kimball Cho quotes from The Mentalist

Cho

Judge's clerk says we won't get a search warrant for Scarlett's safe until tomorrow morning, then we'll go in and tear the place apart. [Rigsby gives him a look to remind him that Asra is present] Oh, sorry.

Rigsby

You didn't hear that, it's confidential.

Confidential? Oh, of course.

Rigsby

Now seriously, don't tell anyone. Okay?

I understand. May I leave now?

Rigsby

Yeah, 'course.

Rigsby

[walks over to Cho] Not bad. Delivery's a little wooden.

Cho

Wooden? Me? Yeah, and you're Marlon Brando.

Cho

What's in the sandwiches?

Rigsby

It's a panini, if you don't mind. It's, er, ham and cheese.

Cho

[as Rigsby takes a bite] And who knows what else?

Rigsby

Who kissed her?

Jane

Didn't catch his name.

Rigsby

It's probably that knucklehead from payroll. He's been stalking her like a chicken. What did this man look like?

Cho

How do you stalk a chicken?

Rigsby

You know what I'm talking about.

Cho

How is he?

Lisbon

Guess what, he's a bad patient.

Cho

Who would've thought.

Jane

I'm not a bad patient. She's a bad visitor.

Cho

He's from the A.G's office. We're catching a hot one.

Jane

Hooray. I was about to go mad with boredom.

Grace

Don't say hooray. Someone's died.

Jane

Well, if they have, my happiness makes no difference to them.

Grace

Nor does catching their killer for that matter.

Jane

True, but it makes a difference to the killer.

Jane

Look what I found.

Lisbon

What is it?

Jane

It's a worm, fossilized worm.

Lisbon

I'm happy for you.

Cho

Alright, this is it. This is the spot.

Rigsby

11:04 and change. Right on time.

Lisbon

For what?

Cho

There's still 15 seconds to go.

Jane

You know, when this worm was alive, this whole desert was the floor of a great sea. There were dinosaurs swimming above us.

Rigsby

That is kind of awesome.

Jane

Yeah.

Jane

Sharks the size of buses, brilliantly colored sea monsters. Those mountains, they would have been volcanoes.

Cho

This is a goat turd about six months old.

Cho

Yeah, you took down a 100-pound woman. Put in that context, you did good.

Rigsby

What do you mean, in that context?

Lisbon

In the context of someone letting himself get hypnotized, nearly throwing his colleague off a building and then finally being able to overpower a small, crazy woman to retrieve the situation, you did good.

Jane

Deeply hypnotized subjects are very suggestible and have very little inhibition. Rigsby, do me a favor. Close your eyes. Please. [Rigsby closes his eyes] Now, relax. Don't tell me, but think about it. Think about what you most wanna be doing right now. You can do anything you like in the whole world. What are you gonna do? I want you to open your eyes and do it.

Jane

Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

Cho

Huh.

Lisbon

Okay, he's hypnotized.

Jane

Coward.

Rigsby

What?

Jane

You honestly don't remember it?

Rigsby

Don't remember what?

Cho

He remembers.

Lisbon

He so remembers.

Rigsby

What?

Jane

It'll come to you.

Cho

Nice. I could arrest you for that.

Jane

You'll never take me alive, copper.

Cho

Seriously.

Jane

Seriously, it's Marilyn and Charlie. What, do you want to make a comedy arrest, see your name written in the weird news section?

Jane

I'm not saying you knew about the affair, I'm just saying that if you did, you'd be our prime suspect. Funny when your best defense is your apparent lack of the most basic detective skills.

You little son of a bitch.

Cho

Easy.

Jane

I'm sorry. I'm just thinking aloud. No offense.

Yeah, right. No offense.

Jane

None taken.

Cho

Okay, two for two. How about mine?

Jane

Cho. [Cho hands Lisbon a present and Jane covers his eyes]

Lisbon

That's sweet, thank you.

Jane

I got it.

Lisbon

Okay. [Opens the present] Okay, what is it?

Jane

It's a mid- to high- end bottle of... wine-- aah, no, no, no. Champagne.

Lisbon

Yes.

Jane

Yup, there I go. [whispering to Cho] Re-gift?

Cho

It's a really good bottle. I don't drink it.

Jane

My friend Cho here will now take you by the wrist so as not to let you escape us again.

Cho

[Grasps her wrist, gently] Hi.

Brooke Harper

Warm hands.

Jane

I bet you say that to all your arresting officers.

Jane

Yes, this is also the key to a locker that holds ten million dollars.

Brooke Harper

Really? I thought it was for cigars. I love a good cigar.

Jane

Nope. Ten million dollars.

Brooke Harper

But that's just silly. Why would Jim keep ten million dollars in a locker?

Jane

[To Cho] She's good.

Cho

Yeah, she is.

Brooke Harper

How did you find me?

Jane

Well, let's make a deal. I'll tell you how we found you if you tell us who you are.

Brooke Harper

Okay. [With a British accent] My name is Angela Dalibar and I'm from Birmingham, England by way of Hong Kong. How did you find me?

Jane

I planted a GPS tracking device on you. Outstanding technology. No bigger than a stick of gum.

Cho

Tell us more about yourself Angela. How long have you been a professional con woman?

Brooke Harper

All my life, I suppose. [She drops the British accent] And I confess, my name's not really Angela.

Jane

And I didn't plant a GPS tracking device on you.