I hope that she finds happiness. Because happiness is so hard to find. Once you find it, you've gotta hang on tight, or you will lose it.
That's true.
The Mentalist · Season 1, Episode 19
“A Dozen Red Roses” · Season 1, Episode 19
In this episode: Patrick Jane (7), Teresa Lisbon (5), Kimball Cho (1)
I hope that she finds happiness. Because happiness is so hard to find. Once you find it, you've gotta hang on tight, or you will lose it.
That's true.
You know what I predict?
Nope.
Guess.
Just tell me.
No, I think you should guess, it's good for you. (Lisbon gives him a look.) I predict that Brandon Fulton will pay a visit to the Hanson residence this evening.
You think? Wouldn't be too clever.
Love is not blind, but it's often pretty stupid.
[Talking about Felicia Scott]
Whoo. She was some woman. Make the mighty agent Lisbon blush like a school girl.
Please, I did not.
Oh, Mitch, I thought we'd worked through your doormat issues. [To Lisbon] Tell Cho to squeeze him a little, he knows things.
No, I don't.
Sure you do, Mitch.
You're not gonna like getting squeezed by Cho.
What is it that first attracted you to your husband? Not his looks.
Oh, really?
Yeah, really. He's not your type.
And what is my type?
Oh, ah, sporty bad boys with a hidden masochistic streak.
Aha.
Not too bright.
Not even close.
No, that was a bull's eye.
What do you think?
Oh, he's lying. They had an argument. You go out to celebrate with the man that financed your movie and only pay half the dinner bill?
Do you own a gun, Gabriel?
No. I like guns, but I'm afraid of blowing my own head off.
[After Jane lets go of two street performers without Cho's authorizatio])
Nice. I could arrest you for that.
You'll never take me alive, copper.
Seriously.
Seriously, it's Marilyn and Charlie. What, do you want to make a comedy arrest, see your name written in the weird news section?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Mentalist pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.