Walter Mashburn quotes from The Mentalist

Walter

[To Lisbon] You have a damaged intensity that's quite attractive.

Jane

[With his mouth full] Hmm, yeah.

Mashburn

You're a psychic, aren't you?

Jane

What makes you say that?

Mashburn

You have this charlatan air about you. (Jane smiles and looks at Lisbon who smiles too.)

Mashburn

So it's over.

Jane

Yeah, it's over.

Mashburn

That's too bad. It was fun.

Jane

Yeah. How you gonna top that thrill?

Mashburn

Maybe next time I'll be the killer.

Walter Mashburn

You play mind games with people, you size up their weaknesses and then you give them the rope to hang themselves.

Jane

You make it sound so cool.

Walter Mashburn

I do! How do you know?

Patrick Jane

Pupil dilation.

Teresa Lisbon

Pupil dilation?!

Patrick Jane

Yes. When someone see something that they want, their pupils dilate.

Walter Mashburn

Pupil dilation... [stares at Lisbon] It's fantastic!

Patrick Jane

[glances at Mashburn's eyes, then at Lisbon's] Yes, it is. [Lisbon smiles]

Teresa Lisbon

What about you, Walter? Last year you said you'd do anything for a thrill.

Walter Mashburn

What do you have in mind?

Teresa Lisbon

Get down!

Patrick Jane

Thrilling enough for you, Walter?

Walter Mashburn

But if it was him, wouldn't he have hired better assassins?

Teresa Lisbon

Okay, is there anybody else who might want to kill you?

Walter Mashburn

I have lots of enemies, Teresa. You know, you'd be surprised to hear this, but some people find me annoying.

Walter Mashburn

So my friends say because you saved me that means you own me.

Teresa Lisbon

They have a return policy?

Walter Mashburn

I upset you?

Teresa Lisbon

Upset me? No. Irritate me a litte? Maybe.

Walter Mashburn

Why?

Teresa Lisbon

You're egotistical. You're arrogant. You're entitled and rich.

Walter Mashburn

When do you get to the bad stuff?

Walter Mashburn

Can't believe I'm a one night stand for Dirty Harry.

Teresa Lisbon

Yeah, well, I'd leave you cab fare, but you've probably got that covered.