Brooke Harper quotes from The Mentalist

Jane

My friend Cho here will now take you by the wrist so as not to let you escape us again.

Cho

[Grasps her wrist, gently] Hi.

Brooke Harper

Warm hands.

Jane

I bet you say that to all your arresting officers.

Jane

Hello, gorgeous.

Brooke Harper

Beat it, creep.

Jane

I'd call you by your real name, but I don't know what it is.

Brooke Harper

[Turns around and sees Jane] Hello, Mr. Jane.

Jane

Hi.

Brooke Harper

I'm impressed.

Jane

Oh, for finding you? Wasn't that difficult.

Brooke Harper

Would you have a cigar?

Jane

Thank you, no. I hear they're not so good for your health.

Brooke Harper

Well, who wants to live forever?

Jane

It'd be horrible, wouldn't it? Immortality. Imagine the boredom.

Jane

Yes, this is also the key to a locker that holds ten million dollars.

Brooke Harper

Really? I thought it was for cigars. I love a good cigar.

Jane

Nope. Ten million dollars.

Brooke Harper

But that's just silly. Why would Jim keep ten million dollars in a locker?

Jane

[To Cho] She's good.

Cho

Yeah, she is.

Brooke Harper

How did you find me?

Jane

Well, let's make a deal. I'll tell you how we found you if you tell us who you are.

Brooke Harper

Okay. [With a British accent] My name is Angela Dalibar and I'm from Birmingham, England by way of Hong Kong. How did you find me?

Jane

I planted a GPS tracking device on you. Outstanding technology. No bigger than a stick of gum.

Cho

Tell us more about yourself Angela. How long have you been a professional con woman?

Brooke Harper

All my life, I suppose. [She drops the British accent] And I confess, my name's not really Angela.

Jane

And I didn't plant a GPS tracking device on you.

Brooke Harper

See you around, Patrick.

I'll doubt you'll be seeing much of anybody for a few years.

Jane

Uh, I don't know about that, agent Hayes. She's very good at what she does.

Jane

That urge you have to get one over on people, the need to be smarter than the next guy? It'll keep biting you on the ass.

Brooke Harper

So my butt'll hurt occasionally. I'll still be smarter than the next guy.