Bugs Bunny quotes from The Looney Tunes Show

Oh hey Lo... (Lola instantly responds)

Lola

(while staring at him furiously) Who is she?!

Who?

Lola

That ugly woman I saw leaving your house and driving your car.

First of all she's not ugly, and second of all that was me.

Lola

Say what?

It's very simple, Tina's going to beauty school but Daffy's doing her homework for her. So I was wearing a wig that he was cutting, when I remembered I was late for a dance class that I agreed to take with Porky.

Lola

(appears displeased with Bugs' explanation) How dumb do you think I am? (menacingly while walking backwards) I'm gonna be watching you. You hear me? Watching you. Like a hawk. I'm watching you. (Destroys the mailbox and trips over her car) Ouch. Uhhmpp!!! Off! Where'd that come from?! Watching you!

(as he nearly drowns in his bed sheets) I regret nothing! (Daffy rises back up) Except for not buying those life jackets. (he wakes up in the hospital after nearly drowning) It was a dream. It was all a dream. That explains why I was such a horrible person and did all those horrible things.

Ehh, not a dream. You are a horrible person and you did do those horrible things.

[entering the house] We won again! One more goal, and the bobcats are state champions!

Oh, that's great! We should have a party to celebrate. [sits up on the sofa, revealing to be fully weight gained; confused] What?

You look different. Did you get a haircut?

No. (I didn't.)

Are those new gloves?

[looks at his gloves] No. (They're not.)

You know, if Daffy's team wins, we should celebrate. Have a party at my place tonight.

Bugs, I don't think I should be your caterer anymore.

What?

Those recipes aren't healthy. No one's supposed to eat that much butter.

Aw, come on. What's the big deal?

I think you're the big deal.

[amused at Daffy’s lobster pain] Relatively painless.

People need to chill out.

Bag-less, light weight, durable five-year warranty, free ship… Free shipping? Hello, mommy. I think someone just made her way to my cart. Do I wanna proceed to checkout or buy all my items with a simple quick click? Do you have to ask? Quick click. See you babies in three to five business days.

[offscreen] Daffy!

Yeah?

What is all this?

Stuff I bought on the Internet.

How did you pay for it?

You don't have to pay for it. You just press quick click.

You used my computer! The quick click is connected to my bank account!

Oh, that's why it always says, "Thank you for purchase, Mr. Bunny."

It's all going back.

But I need all this stuff!

I think you have a shopping problem.

I don't have a shopping problem.

Oh, really? A battery operated spaghetti fork?

It's the ultimate time saver. Says it right there on the package.

It's going back.

Video games? What are you, nine years old?

It's not just any video game, it's the best video game. "Gribbler's Quest 4: Elves VS. Fairies VS. Gribblers." You can play it as an elf or as a fairy. But you have to get to level 15 to be a gribbler.

[annoyingly swipes the game console out of his hands] I don't want one more package delivered to this house.

Fine. [shouting as Bugs goes inside the house] I would've let you use the toilet paper warmer!

[closes the front door, ignoring him and walks into the kitchen] "Elves VS. Fairies VS. Gribblers." [sets the game console down on the table and gets a soda can out from the fridge] What the heck is a gribbler, anyway?

Man, Bugs, you haven't changed a bit.

Eh, so how did you guys meet?

Summer camp.

Lame.

Camp Winninake.

Camp Winninake? I went to Camp Winninake!

Oh, really? I don't remember you there. What cabin were you in? We were Cabin Seven, the Sharks.

Oh, Cabin Three, the Tadpoles. None of us could swim, so we did a lot of inside activities.

Ooh, man, I remember the first day of camp. I didn't even want to get off the bus. But then I met Bugs, and we became best friends.