[entering the house] We won again! One more goal, and the bobcats are state champions!
Oh, that's great! We should have a party to celebrate. [sits up on the sofa, revealing to be fully weight gained; confused] What?
You look different. Did you get a haircut?
[looks at his gloves] No. (They're not.)
You know, if Daffy's team wins, we should celebrate. Have a party at my place tonight.
Bugs, I don't think I should be your caterer anymore.
Those recipes aren't healthy. No one's supposed to eat that much butter.
Aw, come on. What's the big deal?
I think you're the big deal.
Wait a second. I know what's different about you. You're ten times bigger than you used to be!
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