“Gribbler's Quest” quotes from The Looney Tunes Show

Bag-less, light weight, durable five-year warranty, free ship… Free shipping? Hello, mommy. I think someone just made her way to my cart. Do I wanna proceed to checkout or buy all my items with a simple quick click? Do you have to ask? Quick click. See you babies in three to five business days.

[offscreen] Daffy!

Yeah?

What is all this?

Stuff I bought on the Internet.

How did you pay for it?

You don't have to pay for it. You just press quick click.

You used my computer! The quick click is connected to my bank account!

Oh, that's why it always says, "Thank you for purchase, Mr. Bunny."

It's all going back.

But I need all this stuff!

I think you have a shopping problem.

I don't have a shopping problem.

Oh, really? A battery operated spaghetti fork?

It's the ultimate time saver. Says it right there on the package.

It's going back.

Video games? What are you, nine years old?

It's not just any video game, it's the best video game. "Gribbler's Quest 4: Elves VS. Fairies VS. Gribblers." You can play it as an elf or as a fairy. But you have to get to level 15 to be a gribbler.

[annoyingly swipes the game console out of his hands] I don't want one more package delivered to this house.

Fine. [shouting as Bugs goes inside the house] I would've let you use the toilet paper warmer!

[closes the front door, ignoring him and walks into the kitchen] "Elves VS. Fairies VS. Gribblers." [sets the game console down on the table and gets a soda can out from the fridge] What the heck is a gribbler, anyway?

I know in the past, we've talked a lot about my fear of commitment. Uh, I don't know if this qualifies as a breakthrough or not, uh, but this week, I've decided to try online dating.

What is this?

Yosemite Sam

It's a group therapy.

What? I don't need group therapy.

Yosemite Sam

Shh!

Sam, do you have anything you'd like to share?

Yosemite Sam

I had, uh, I had a setback this week. I shot my dry cleaner.

[shocked] Huh?!

Yosemite Sam

Oh, it's just a water pistol, but I-I just kept a-shootin'. I couldn't stop. I just felt so angry.

Why were you angry?

Yosemite Sam

They didn't get the stain out of my kerchief.

Do you think your anger might have been… misdirected?

Yosemite Sam

Oh, wow. I hadn't thought of that. Well, I wasn't mad at him at all.

How do you think you're actually angry with?

Yosemite Sam

It was those kids. I'm mad at all those kids who used to tease me on the playground! It's not my fault I had a mustache in 3rd grade. I just wanted to be like everybody else. [bursts into tears] No one gave me a chance!