The Looney Tunes Show · Season 1
“Beauty School” · Season 1
In this episode: Lola (3), Bugs Bunny (2), Daffy Duck (1)
So, what do you want to see?
I don't know, aliens?
Isn't that an old movie?
It's a movie? (both awkwardly look at each other)
I am such a good girlfriend! Dropping by uninvited without calling first. Guys love that!
What's tonight's homework?
A perm.
A perm? What is this, 1984?
Oh hey Lo... (Lola instantly responds)
(while staring at him furiously) Who is she?!
Who?
That ugly woman I saw leaving your house and driving your car.
First of all she's not ugly, and second of all that was me.
Say what?
It's very simple, Tina's going to beauty school but Daffy's doing her homework for her. So I was wearing a wig that he was cutting, when I remembered I was late for a dance class that I agreed to take with Porky.
(appears displeased with Bugs' explanation) How dumb do you think I am? (menacingly while walking backwards) I'm gonna be watching you. You hear me? Watching you. Like a hawk. I'm watching you. (Destroys the mailbox and trips over her car) Ouch. Uhhmpp!!! Off! Where'd that come from?! Watching you!
(after the end credits) That's the end of the... (loses balance and falls off the WB shaped door) Whoa.. (thuds offscreen)
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