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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 3

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 3 quotes

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S3Doing Hair Makeovers

Oh, that's gel from Eucalyptus leaves. (squirts gel from a tree branch and rubs it on Ophelia's hair)

Oh, I just grew up with it... uh, I mean with my parents. They were, uh, forest rangers. I know all kinds of nature junk.

I called you 34 times, and you never call back, Brandon! (comes out of her room) Oh, sure! (the electricity goes back on) I tell you not to call me, and you don't call me?! I hate you, don't call me! (goes back to her room)

What did I say about KEEPING QUIET?! (her phone rings and she answers it) Hello? What took you so long to call me, Brandon? WHAT?! DON'T CALL ME EVER AGAIN! (walks back to her room)

You said I was dry, I gotta show June! You totally need to hang out with us more often. (she opens the door of the bathroom to find Ray Ray and Monroe experimenting with makeup)

Personally, I like to use a little liner. Helps give the illusion of fuller thicker lips, but...

(he wakes) I was just gonna explain that sometimes, uh, Monroe won't let anyone else walk him except you. We can't exactly have him poopin' all over the house, right?

S3Investigating the Purple Creature

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