Yes, it's sounds worse when you read it out loud. Although wearing is no picnic, either.
S3Juniper for President
How did they rope you into this?
A firm belief in democracy and the process of representative government... and all the cupcakes I could eat.
I was up all night looking for that stupid Vindolf.
Any luck?
MOMelissa O’ Malley
Is that fresh blood I smell, or is it just dead meat? (Lila growls at her) Uh, shouldn't she be on a leash?
Leash?! You wanna go for a walk, lady?! (Juniper stops him)
You're going down, O'Malley! Ya hear me? Down! You wanna know why? June's cooler, prettier and smarter. And she's gonna whip your butt until you don't have a butt left. And then one day, you're gonna turn around and say, "Hey! I don't have a butt, where did it go?! Oh, that's right-- June whipped it."
MOMelissa O’ Malley
Yes, well touché. (drives away)
That's right, drive away! Just enjoy that butt of yours, 'cause pretty soon, you're gonna be buttless!
Gee, guess you told her.
I certainly did. (to Juniper) Okay, you've got a couple of personal appearances scheduled today, a Q+A at the vending machine at D Hall and we have to get you ready for the big debate after school.
Today? Oh, I can't, I'm totally wiped. And I've gotta take care of something.
(grabs Juniper) All of this stuff need to be memorized. The material highlighted in orange is for general reference, yellow for specific issues, and pink is just for fun.
K2Kid #2
My locker door has been sticking for the past two years, and I don't think I'm alone in this. How do you plan on fixing the problem?
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