Sweetheart, call me T-Money. Oh, man! Forgive my manners. Have you met my new assistants, the Hammerettes?
S3Making a Deal with Thor
H1Hammerette #1
Charmed.
H2Hammerette #2
Delighted.
Oh, well I was gonna totally destroy your school.
Oh, I totally can. Just watch (assembles Mjolnir to do that)
H1Hammerette #1
Not "can't-can't", darling, I believe she meant "can't" as in she'd rather you not.
Oh. (laughs) Gotcha. My bad. Look, an enchanted Vindolf Hobgoblin escaped from the caves of Midgard and took refuge inside that building. If the creature contains freedom on Earth for a fortnight... Wait, a fortnight, that's, like, 3 days, right? No, or is that a thrightnight?
H2Hammerette #2
We stopped paying attention 5 minutes ago.
So anyway, after the Vindolf's, like, free for three full cycles of the moon and sun, it'll transform into a four-headed Hydra, which is virtually unstoppable, and that, doll, is bad news, which means your school has gotta go. (assembles Mjolnir to destroy the school)
No! Wait! (jumps to Thor's hair and stops him by holding Mjolnir)
Baby, you're, like, standing on Thor's hair.
Oh, uh, sorry, but listen, I'll make you a deal. There's still time before this Vindolf thing mutates, right? Well, how about I find it for you while you guys can go, uh... shopping. Yeah, maybe catch a movie? How about the zoo? You look like you could use some downtime.
(thinks about it) Deal. You got 3 days to snag us the Vindolf, or me and the ladies are gonna go mad dog on this joint. Now, get off my melon, you're scuffing the locks.
S3Juniper for President
I want the new posters up by 10:00, flyers stuffed in all the lockers by 11:00, and the latest hallway poll results on my desk by noon.
"Cast Your Vote-uny for Juney"?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.