And you're looking at thirty stitches in your heinie if you don't shut it! (his stomach growls) For pity's sake, are we there yet? That poor excuse for breakfast is wearing off, and I need my afternoon snack!
S1Madame Rothschild's Drama Camp
Oh, lad, Scotty's the greatest culinary genius ever to cook for a children's camp. It'll be a week of nine-course meals, all of them deep fried, most of them involving bacon! I love that man!
Take it easy, dog. Last year, you came back with a cholesterol level of, like, a million.
I don't care if my blood turns into gravy! It's chow time for Monroe!
Let's sing a song! ♪She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes! She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes!♪
I guess the bright side is that this can't get any more annoying.
And there it is.
MOMelissa O’ Malley
Great to see you made it back this year. I, for one, couldn't wait to hone my craft again with Madame Rothschild. Hey, Ophelia. Nice outfit. Still working the goth thing, or did somebody actually die? I mean, besides your wardrobe. Anyhow, I'm like so psyched to star in this year's camp musical. You know, like I did last year and the year before. Ophelia, guess it's back to stage crew for you, huh? It's perfect. You can just blend into the darkness.
Maybe she'll get eaten by a bear.
There's no bears in Orchid Bay.
Then we should rent one.
Ah, the theater. This hallowed ground teeming with memories: life, death, comedy, tragedy. The very core of human existence played out for all the world to see at outrageous ticket prices. Welcome, children. Welcome to yet another thrilling season at Madame Rothschild's drama camp. For those of you newcomers, I am Madame Edna Rothschild. You might recognize me for my many appearances on stage and screen, and most recently a national antiperspirant commercial. (gestures a poster of herself on said antiperspirant commercial) Now, the big news. This year's production is going to be a real treat. An original musical, written by yours truly, based on the legendary tale, Jack and the Beanstalk. Auditions will begin tomorrow morning at 10:00 sharp. So good night, good luck, and good acting!
An original musical? This is so great! I'm gonna try out for every single part. What about you guys?
Come on, Ophelia, you should try out for a real part this year.
Monroe! Get your hairy buttocks over here, you four-legged, fur-covered meatloaf (Monroe runs over to him and he picks Monroe up) and give ol' Scotty a great big wet one! (kisses Monroe) Och! Oh, you got breath that could knock a buzzard off a dump truck! Oh, but come on, show Scotty some love! (Monroe licks him)
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