Monroe! Get your hairy buttocks over here, you four-legged, fur-covered meatloaf (Monroe runs over to him and he picks Monroe up) and give ol' Scotty a great big wet one! (kisses Monroe) Och! Oh, you got breath that could knock a buzzard off a dump truck! Oh, but come on, show Scotty some love! (Monroe licks him)
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