Madame Rothschild in “Unfinished Business”

Ah, the theater. This hallowed ground teeming with memories: life, death, comedy, tragedy. The very core of human existence played out for all the world to see at outrageous ticket prices. Welcome, children. Welcome to yet another thrilling season at Madame Rothschild's drama camp. For those of you newcomers, I am Madame Edna Rothschild. You might recognize me for my many appearances on stage and screen, and most recently a national antiperspirant commercial. (gestures a poster of herself on said antiperspirant commercial) Now, the big news. This year's production is going to be a real treat. An original musical, written by yours truly, based on the legendary tale, Jack and the Beanstalk. Auditions will begin tomorrow morning at 10:00 sharp. So good night, good luck, and good acting!