Then we should rent one.
“Madame Rothschild's Drama Camp” · Season 1
In this episode: Ophelia Ramírez (6), Monroe (4), Jody Irwin (4), Juniper Kim Lee (2), Ray Ray Lee (2), Scotty (2), Madame Rothschild (1)
Ah, the theater. This hallowed ground teeming with memories: life, death, comedy, tragedy. The very core of human existence played out for all the world to see at outrageous ticket prices. Welcome, children. Welcome to yet another thrilling season at Madame Rothschild's drama camp. For those of you newcomers, I am Madame Edna Rothschild. You might recognize me for my many appearances on stage and screen, and most recently a national antiperspirant commercial. (gestures a poster of herself on said antiperspirant commercial) Now, the big news. This year's production is going to be a real treat. An original musical, written by yours truly, based on the legendary tale, Jack and the Beanstalk. Auditions will begin tomorrow morning at 10:00 sharp. So good night, good luck, and good acting!
An original musical? This is so great! I'm gonna try out for every single part. What about you guys?
Come on, Ophelia, you should try out for a real part this year.
Monroe! Get your hairy buttocks over here, you four-legged, fur-covered meatloaf (Monroe runs over to him and he picks Monroe up) and give ol' Scotty a great big wet one! (kisses Monroe) Och! Oh, you got breath that could knock a buzzard off a dump truck! Oh, but come on, show Scotty some love! (Monroe licks him)
(puts Monroe on a table) Now, my wee bucket of canine puckertude, who's ready for Scotty's homemade brinies and haggis?
Ooh! I love this man! (continues chowing down on his meal)
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.