Yeah, sure. I got forty-three of my wife's relatives coming over. They're gonna eat until their butts explode. Take my advice, cupcake - marry into a species that allows you to eat your young. (his phone rings and he answers it) Hello? (his wife is heard yelling through the phone) Yeah, I'm on my way right... Oh, for Pete's sake! They ate the hors d'oeuvres already? (checks his watch) Well, Edipan started, like, five minutes ago, those butt monkeys! (ends his call)
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