Auntie Roon quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Listen, you walking flea circus, tell me where the Te Xuan Ze is or I'm gonna fry this little pisher like a cannoli!

Cannoli, it's an Italian pastry. Very popular in New York bakeries. (pause) What, no one eats out around here? Never mind. Just tell me!

What is that?!

You're it? You're the protector, the big deal? No offense, darling, but I have gotten things stuck in my teeth that are bigger than you.

Again with the dog!

Oh, boy. (snaps her fingers to summon her fish and jumps on his back in an attempt to once again escape, but the beams turn into a portal to once again banish her)

I'll get you, Te Xuan Ze, and your little dog, too!

Wait.