Roger Radcliffe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Roger Radcliffe

The roof? But I thought you hated the uh... astrology and stuff.

Roger Radcliffe

How's the 'do lookin'?

Roger Radcliffe

(pops in, showing his leopard print hair to the girls) So, ladies, how's the Roge man lookin'? Top side! Is it livin' up to the usual Rogeness standards of hotness? (turns around to the back of his hair that says "Monkey Boy" shaved on it)

Roger Radcliffe

(knocking) Hey, ladies! How about we do the bathroom mirror a favor and let the Rogster check out his cool new look?

Roger Radcliffe

Not the hair, not the hair!

Roger Radcliffe

(looks at himself in a mirror with his mud pack) I concur. (The cat jumps on him and attacks him again)

Roger Radcliffe

I suppose we might have to live like this forever.

Roger Radcliffe

(comes in with his half-done braided hair) Nobody's hands are strong enough to braid the other side.

Roger Radcliffe

I bet you find robots. Robots are fun, but not to be trusted.

Roger Radcliffe

Ballet rocks! It's always about swan kings and nutcrackers and monkeys and--

Roger Radcliffe

An awesome one.

Roger Radcliffe

And then the monkey king starts spitting and stuff going, "Who's the man? Who's the man? Who's the man?"

Roger Radcliffe

(sees a poster for "Shark-o-Dile") Guys, check it! "Attack of the Shark-o-Dile"! We gotta see this!

Roger Radcliffe

But "Shark-o-Dile" is a love story between nature and evil mutant science. And it's half-inspired by parts of a true story.

Roger Radcliffe

Hey, June, do you think a shark-o-dile has the head of a shark or a crocodile?