Roger Radcliffe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

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Looks like a full house.

Roger Radcliffe

I will go on for her.

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I got everybody's costume on underneath, even yours. (rips off his costume to reveal Jody's princess costume on underneath)

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Duh. I'm a werewolf-robot-Abraham Lincoln on roller skates. (howls) Beep beep! Four score and seven years ago... (howls)

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Uh, my lid is kind of my signature.

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I can't without help.

Leave it to the Roge clone.

Is that the dog? (Juniper looks at them, surprised, then suspicious)

Evil lair in the Underworld. This place rocks!

So, you have superpowers?

No way! June, June, fly around the room! Or, no, no, no. Fly and shoot lasers out your eyes! Can you travel back in time?

Oh, right. (he rolls a ladder and unlocks the cage to let her out)

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Can I get a sip of that?

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Killer pyrotechnics!

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Noticed what?

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You know, if you're lookin' for a first lady, I'm your guy.