Jody Irwin quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Jody Irwin

Aaaahh! (brushes her teeth)

Jody Irwin

Don't worry! I got your back. (Jody reveals her make-up case and tries to cover up Juniper's pimple) You're not exactly my color. (shows Juniper's face with her foundation mirror with her face looking pale)

Oooh, cute outfit!

Jody Irwin

Hi, Ophelia.

Ugh, forget this! (zaps Juniper unconscious as we fade to black) Morning, sleepyhead!

Eww! There's a lair of filth underneath the lair of dust!

Well, it's a start.

If you didn't tell your friends, how can we know?

Egh, sounds sweaty.

Nice one, Roge.

Jody Irwin

[on the computer] I can't find anything on burping snails....They must be really rare!

Jody Irwin

I've got a ton of these stickers with environmentally friendly water-based adhesives, these really cute buttons, oh, and how great is my campaign slogan: "Cast Your Voety for Jody"! Catchy, right? (Juniper, Ray Ray and Lila stare at her. Jody pulls Ophelia in) And can you believe I got Ophelia to be my campaign manager? (goes to put one of her flyers on a locker)

Jody Irwin

Melissa, I just wanted to say may the best person win.

Jody Irwin

We had to record it over some of my parents' home video. You think anybody will noticed?

Jody Irwin

(upset) It's not my fault I’m not the coolest kid in school. Or prettiest, or the most popular.