Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

I was just waiting for my stomach to settle. (pounding his chest) We're having... (burps) ...chocolate eclairs for desert.

Monroe

I'm not fat. My family merely has big bones.

Monroe

Quick, pull me closer to the food!

Monroe

(as he spits popcorn out of his mouth) What could be so important to interrupt my enjoyment of the thespian arts?

Monroe

Augh, for the love of... (lazily gets off his seat and leaves with Ray Ray)

Monroe

I may be plump, but at least I'm not dressed up like a holiday ham.

Monroe

Don't be daft. Your grandmother was one of the most successful Te Xuan Zes ever to bear the mental. She is a legend.

Monroe

Well, I suppose it could be going worse.

Monroe

Hey, you don't hear me complaining about not getting nominated for best anthropomorphic animal advisor. I mean, it's all politics. Just because I don't catch spots or attend the union functions. I bet they'd give it to that chimpanzee, Roscoe.

Monroe

Stupid chimpanzee.

Monroe

Oh, lass.

Monroe

They are a group called H.A.M. Humans for the Abolishment of Magic. (A tank arrives to take the captured magical beings) They are human beings who wish to rid the world of magic. They are very bad people.

Monroe

That's not dip, that's my dog food!

Monroe

(insulted) For the last time, boy, it's not a skirt! It's a kilt! Nor is it a costume! I happen to be chilly! Now let's be done with this senseless ritual so I can go home already!

Monroe

That's it, girl! You've got him on the ropes now!