Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

He's on the run now, darling. You've got him scared.

Monroe

That's great, lass. You're wearing him down. He's almost getting tired. Or at least a little bit more.

Monroe

Ack, plenty of ways-- if you're fighting in the field, but this is a pro-match.

Monroe

I thought you were just giving the crowd a good show.

Monroe

All right, all right, no need to get snippy. If you want to weaken him, you can pull out the second horn on his tailbone, and he would shrink to a quarter of a size then you would be a shoe-in, if you don't mind cheating at professional wrestling.

Monroe

A giant what?

Monroe

Well, it is a little bit. (laughs) A little bit! You get that? (laughs)

Monroe

Oh, don't you get short with me. (laughs) Short! Oh, it's too easy!

Monroe

Aye, but it'd be no small task. (chuckles) Small task! (he and Juniper laugh again) I didn't even mean that one!

Monroe

Oh, look how cute he walks away on his wee legs! Wee! (they laugh once more)

Monroe

A bit less than a dash-- a tad more than a pinch.

Monroe

Aye, that's how you know it's working.

Monroe

For pity's sake, get back! You're a walking health hazard!

Monroe

You know, it still seems a teeny bit off. Ha! Teeny bit! Did you hear what I said? Yet another pun about--

Monroe

He drank the potion. (Ray Ray smiles nervously) It looks like we've added a tad too much of the lizard scales.