Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

Aye, but is it absolutely necessary that I take the boy?

Monroe

I'll give you a sidekick. (pushes him off)

Monroe

(comes in) For the last time, boy, speed demons are not evil. They're just high-strung.

Monroe

That is a kitchen sponge.

Monroe

Shh.

Monroe

May I?

Monroe

Whoa, there, lad, calm down now. Deep cleansing breaths. Tell us what's upsetting you.

Monroe

Sound it out, me boy.

Monroe

He's heading for the city! We've got to stop him!

Monroe

Hey, bug breath, your mother was a tadpole! (kicks the utility belt's gadgets at it to get his attention. He then grabs Ray Ray's cape) Aha! Toro! Toro!

Monroe

Oh, from whence they came, my boy. From whence they came.

Monroe

And you're looking at thirty stitches in your heinie if you don't shut it! (his stomach growls) For pity's sake, are we there yet? That poor excuse for breakfast is wearing off, and I need my afternoon snack!

Monroe

Oh, lad, Scotty's the greatest culinary genius ever to cook for a children's camp. It'll be a week of nine-course meals, all of them deep fried, most of them involving bacon! I love that man!

Monroe

I don't care if my blood turns into gravy! It's chow time for Monroe!

Monroe

Ooh! I love this man! (continues chowing down on his meal)