Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

(muffled) Oh, thank goodness. I've been in here for three hours. SOMEBODY HELP!!!

Monroe

(sarcastically) Oh, we're going to the mall? It's a dream come true! Somebody pinch me!

Monroe

Auntie Roon.

Monroe

Ack! Unhand me, you festering sack of demonic anchovies!

Monroe

Yeah, pity the years haven't been kinder to you, darling, huh? Ran out of sunscreen, did ya?

Monroe

Ooh, that's gotta leave a mark!

Monroe

Heh-heh! Never fails! The old bat falls for the same trick every 400 years!

Monroe

Oh, right, and how would you manage battling monsters with absolutely no powers and the agility of a 3-neck boronzo demon? That, by the way, was an insult.

Monroe

Let's go, magic boy.

Monroe

(comes in with a dustpan and brush) Stop with the kicking! You've already broken three windows!

Monroe

I'm barely a foot long and I've got no thumbs.

Monroe

AAAAAH! You didn't think it was a wee bit suspicious he was helping you for absolutely no reason at all?!

Monroe

(points to Ray-Ray) This one had a t-shirt that says "Rock Star", you don't see me asking for his autograph!

Monroe

Well, congratulations on being the first Te Xuan Ze forbidden to fight monsters by her parents.

Monroe

(takes out her phone) I better call your grandmother.