Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

Off with you! I'll have no part of it. (lays down)

Monroe

You named him Hector?

Monroe

Aye, but still, I'd appreciate the gesture.

Monroe

No! Absolutely not! I am not a babysitter.

Monroe

Sorry, I have a lot to do today.

Monroe

No... I sleep in the living room, it's sunny out.

Monroe

Fine.

Monroe

I did! I watched him eat everything in the attic. I weigh nine pounds. How do you expect me to stop him? He's like New Jersey with teeth.

Monroe

Hey, I stopped him from eating the rest of the house... except the toilet in the upstairs bathroom, he got by me on that one.

Monroe

Take it easy, lass. You'll bring the house down. The more upset he gets, the more bad luck he brings.

Monroe

Well, I'll have to agree with the boy. The man's a hyperactive chimpanzee.

Monroe

That's what's I'm talking about!

Monroe

Yeah, well I'm gonna miss all the furniture he ate. I just broken that ottoman in the basement.

Monroe

Oh, please. You think you can buy me off that easy?

Monroe

Hands off. You're a day late and a dollar short.