Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

Well, cheating on homework sometimes requires discussion, you harpy! We're on the case!

Monroe

Soldiers against evil!

Monroe

Medallion of Takar. If the vikings find the other half, they'll take permenant residence in your friends' bodies.

Monroe

Can I also bite him? It's been a personal dream of mine.

Monroe

But I can't! My soaps are on! Today, Monica finds out who the baby's father is.

Monroe

Do you want to smell wet dog for the rest of the day?

Monroe

You couldn't have picked something faster?

Monroe

INCOMING!!!

Monroe

Take cover!

Monroe

I thought that was obvious-- Medallion of Takar, Island of Takar.

Monroe

(looks above) Longer than they think.

Monroe

(taking out his lorebook) All right, the Medallion of Takar was created in 839 by Tasmanian warlodge, the Wardoff of Blunderburg.

Monroe

It can be destroyed by thrusting both halves into the fiery depths of Mount Kiln on the second moon of the harvest.

Monroe

Aye, looks like we saved the day yet again.

Monroe

Then I suppose you should call Greg Weinstein's dog, unless he's too busy turning people's yards into toxic waste dumps!