Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

Ray Ray! Ray Ray! (runs after him) Oh, blazes, they're serving cake! Why do we always have to leave before cake?!

Monroe

That, they do.

Monroe

Absolutely not! I will not be a party to this!

Monroe

No, it's my job to assist the Te Xuan Ze in maintaining the harmony between humanity and the world of magic, not to help you cheat on your homework!

Monroe

(sarcastically) Ooh, do I offend Her Majesty?

Monroe

Well, I... perhaps...

Monroe

Alright, so this one slipped by me a little!

Monroe

It's not my job help her with her homework! I have been guiding the Te Xuan Ze for over 300 years. I have a respectable batting average.

Monroe

Ray Ray, this is idiocy.

Monroe

They're zombies, do you expect us to blend?

Monroe

Yes, very good. You're like James Bond.

Monroe

"Family-friendly"? There's dead people serving them!

Monroe

Alright, my Kentucky-fried King Tut, no more Mr. Nice Monroe! (steps on a circle object that activates a laser to show Juniper's location)

Monroe

Yes, sounds rough.

Monroe

We are the soldiers in the battle against evil, this is our duty. And the faster you write, the sooner we get out, which I hope is soon, I need to be walked.