Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

Boy, are you out of your mind?!

Monroe

With that, you should be able to blend right in with every other human being. You ready?

Monroe

She certainly does.

Monroe

But you'll have to study up quite hard, young lady. There's many customs that may be fine in the forest, but they certainly won't fly as a human being, and I worked a wee bit of magical voodoo on the computers at June and Ray Ray's school. Starting Monday, you're going to be a student there.

Monroe

Yes, it's sounds worse when you read it out loud. Although wearing is no picnic, either.

Monroe

A firm belief in democracy and the process of representative government... and all the cupcakes I could eat.

Monroe

Get off my side of the locker!

Monroe

Ow! Watch it, you light-footed pygmy!

Monroe

Quit pushing, you overbred chimpanzee! (makes Ray Ray push his elbow to close the locker door)

Monroe

Oh, I had to get together my slumber party makeover kit. (jumps into the bathroom)

Monroe

Oh, yes. "Kidding around". That's what that was. (His makeover kit drops various makeover products on the floor) Whoops! (puts his makeover away) I, uh, I seemed to grab the wrong... tool kit, yeah.

Monroe

Well, sometimes I like to feel pretty! So what's the emergency?

Monroe

What creature?

Monroe

He's a Monotuke, Juniper, and you can never trust a Monotuke. They're notorious con men and thieves, and if he's here, he must be up to something.

Monroe

Oh, is that why you're carting around Arachnid Locator Stones? That's dark magic, bucko! (to Juniper, Ray Ray and Lila) He must be summoning some very nasty customers.