Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

I CHANGED MY MIND!

Monroe

(after Ray Ray eats pieces of Sweetland's nature) Not everything is made of candy. You just ate a tree, leaves and dirt.

Monroe

Try snatching up a wee one again, you walking carpet, and you'll get more of the same!

Monroe

I got him. (blows goblin dust on Roger, putting him to sleep) Goblin dust. He won't remember a thing. His mind will go blank. Well, more blank.

Monroe

Oh, my! I think you're right, it may have been him.

Monroe

Lass! (He and Ray Ray see a footprint of the sasquatch)

Monroe

Be brave darling! We're on the trail! With any luck, we'll be all over his furry keister before he can execute whatever horrible plan he has.

Monroe

Oh, I've lost the scent. (sniffs) Oh, my! This way! (They follow another scent across a bridge)

Monroe

Oh, my. Many years ago, there was a freeway that ran through here, but it was completely washed out in a battle of the fire-breathing lava giants. They must have moved in. Rather anticlimactic, I'd say.

Monroe

No, I agree with the boy. A bunch of brain donors this lot is.

Monroe

Please, a bucket of wet sand is smarter than these dudes.

Monroe

I barely smell that. This Lila is quite the tracker.

Monroe

It's one of the fiercest most physically powerful creatures in all the magical realms.

Monroe

Looks like you've got yourself some backup.

Monroe

Those aren't kittens, they're mountain lion cubs. I can't imagine that their mother's gonna be happy about that. She must be-- (...right behind them, as she growls angirly at them) Nice kitty. Nice kitty. Who's a pretty girl?