Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

(runs and pushes a cabinet) Because we live in a world full of magic. I am a magical being, and apparently, so are you. (drops the cabinet to barricade the door) Every generation, your family produces a warrior who will maintain the balance between the world of humanity and the world of magic. (grabs a chair and puts it next to the door) And now, the mantle has been passed onto you. You are the Te Xuan Ze. (puts another chair down)

Monroe

Almost there. (runs to a sofa) Lass, nudge this sofa in front of the door. No pock-marked demon filth is getting in here, not while Monroe is on the job.

Monroe

I... just can't win today.

Monroe

Not on my watch! Stand down, you malodorous sacks of barbarous pond scum! (charges at Nester while letting a war cry, but gets grabbed by one of Nester's minions)

Monroe

No! Lass! You put her down, or you'll rue the day you were hatched, you bucket of troll guts!

Monroe

Well, I didn't see that coming.

Monroe

Thatta girl! Ha ha! Show 'em what you've got!

Monroe

Good effort, darling, but you might want to ease up on the jumping just a tad.

Monroe

(kicks Younger Ray Ray to the ground to prove it) Nope. Sorry.

Monroe

Good, lass! Now, you've got the advantage! Utilize the momentum and implement the montrose attack option! Force your opponents and--

Monroe

No, lad. Leave this to me. It's too dangerous. You'll get hurt.

Monroe

Lad, stop!

Monroe

Yes, she did, and the wee one has magic in him as well. They make quite the team, as disturbing as that might seem.

Monroe

You're trying to tell me you don't remember any of that?

Monroe

I'm positive. This is my duty--