Monroe quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Monroe

He's a deep thinker. You can tell, he's like a gestating butterfly.

Monroe

Oh, I thought you weren't babysitting for another hour.

Monroe

Why? They've got no magic in them. They can't understand a word I'm saying. (gasps) Is the wee one coming?

Monroe

The little hyperactive chimpanzee that darts about like a hummingbird on ten cups of coffee.

Monroe

This is not one of my job requirements!

Monroe

Boy, wouldn't you prefer rotting your brain on video games and candy?!

Monroe

He almost had me in the laundry room, but I lost him out by the toilet.

Monroe

Again? They're awfully health-conscious considering they're made of fire.

Monroe

Me?! You need me out on the field with you battling the beasties, not ripping around the house avoiding Captain Dynamo.

Monroe

Hello? We're carrying on a conversation while I hide in a pot of soup, I past "fine" a while back!

Monroe

Stand back! (jumps on the walls and closes the door) Run! Run, children! We're up to our armpits and bucket on demons!

Monroe

How in blazes did you do that?!

Monroe

You can hear me?!

Monroe

Lass, the door!

Monroe

RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!