Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Yeah, sorry. I guess we'll have to go back to the museum tomorrow.

Juniper Lee

(sighs) Oh, man. We've got a report to do, and our subject is missing in action.

Juniper Lee

Oh, my brain's not... well... it's not that big. (walks with him)

Juniper Lee

Balmean.

Juniper Lee

Uh, great. Sure, let's go. I bet we can totally find stuff. First, we have to check out the-- (Her bracelet starts glowing) Oh, man. I just knew that was gonna happen.

Juniper Lee

No, um... Well, yeah, I... Listen, um, I forgot, I gotta go to my grandmother's.

Juniper Lee

Yeah, I-it’s just like for an hour or so, I promise. Hey, um why don't you go to the library and I'll meet you there, okay?

Juniper Lee

Great! (runs off) See you in an hour! I'll, um, bring my big brain! (to herself) "Big brain"? Such an idiot.

Juniper Lee

Ugh, that is just gross. I would like to go just one week without somebody stealing all the bodies out of a graveyard. (turns around and sees a zombie on a hill) Hey, you! Yeah, you, Zippy! Hold it right there! (the zombie gasps in shock) Ugh, Dawn of the Icky Dead. A zombie? Oh, man, I hate zombies. (the zombie retreats) Hey! I said, freeze!

Juniper Lee

You're just making this worse on yourself, pal! (the zombie struggles to open a door but is cornered) Got ya now, Uncle Fester! (she pins the zombie down with the door broken down)

Juniper Lee

You gotta be kidding.

Juniper Lee

But you can't use zombies.

Juniper Lee

Look, you're not getting it, Methuselah. I am the Te Xuan Ze, the law in these parts. And I am telling you, I will not let you do this!

Juniper Lee

Oh, dude, this is just getting more and more irritating by the minute. (kicks down her cell door) Ugh, fabulous, a dungeon. Why do all these losers have dungeons?

Juniper Lee

(coming towards the Cult Leader's cell door) Excuse me?