Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

You know, I like the museum a whole lot better before it was sold to the mall.

Juniper Lee

Yeah, Jeff Picasso. (looks at the map) They make sculptures out of lint.

Juniper Lee

Oh, I just felt that I should, you know, look my best for all of the learning. Who was it that said, "if you look good, you learn good", right?

Juniper Lee

(sighs) Will all of you just quit it? I have to do a report on the mummy exhibit with Marcus Conner and that's all there is to it, it's just a report. (Marcus walks behind her) I mean, there is no question that Marcus is a ninth degree babe with the great hair and the cute smile, but that doesn't change the fact that he is standing right behind me, right?

Juniper Lee

Really?

Juniper Lee

Well, maybe he lost it in a pyramid scheme.

Juniper Lee

(chuckles) No, I was just kidding. You know, a pyramid scheme? Pyramids of Egypt? Mummy?

Juniper Lee

Yeah, but I heard that it was the Donnibuck Goblins from Mosilon.

Juniper Lee

Wait, this is Balmean.

Juniper Lee

Old dead language. Hmm, but I think I know where we can get a translation. (smiles)

Juniper Lee

Monroe, it's your job to help me!

Juniper Lee

It's not cheating! I'm just utilizing all of my assets. Some people use encyclopedias, I use a small, annoying dog who speaks Balmean and gets gas when he eats Indian food.

Juniper Lee

(shows him the Balmean words) Translate this!

Juniper Lee

No, the internet doesn't tend to complain as much!

Juniper Lee

(chuckles) I can't tell ya how many times my dog has actually eaten my homework. (wipes off Monroe's saliva off her notepad)