Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Hey, this is Ray Ray's knapsack. (angrily to the Racatan) Oh, you made me squish Jody's present. (The Racatan roars) Yeah? You wanna go? Is that what you wanna do, buddy? Well, it's go time.

Juniper Lee

Why are you hitting yourself?! Why?! Why?! Why?! Why?!

Juniper Lee

I paid $20 for this, rhino rump!

Juniper Lee

Huh? Ray Ray? (jumps up on the rocks) Quick! Give me my knapsack!

Juniper Lee

(sees the Racatan as it sets itself free) Get down!

Juniper Lee

Yeah, sit tight. This will be good.

Juniper Lee

Yeah, remember, baresafers only attack evil beings.

Juniper Lee

Hey. Look, I'm sorry I had to skip out on the party. I had to, um... Well, I had to go to my grandmother's.

Juniper Lee

Yeah, me too. Anyway, here's your present. It's a little beat up, 'cause, well... just open it.

Juniper Lee

Yeah, it's that really old one you were always looking for, the one that...

Juniper Lee

You're welcome, Jody. Happy birthday.

Juniper Lee

Oh, rat trouble.

Juniper Lee

You have no idea.

Juniper Lee

Get outta here!

Juniper Lee

Hmm. Beats me. Probably singing karaoke in the Underworld.