Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Ah-Mah! Grandma! Grandma? Ah-Mah, it's me, Juniper.

Juniper Lee

Another fake moose head? (sees all of the fake moose heads Jasmine owns)

Juniper Lee

Sure is. Listen, well, I know that I'm the great protector, the keeper of harmony of this moral plane and stuff

Juniper Lee

Yeah, yeah yeah, right. Well, you see, I was sort of at Jody's birthday, and this leprechaun dude showed up, and my bracelet beeped, and... so I will... I have to go...

Juniper Lee

Please, Ah-Mah? Could you please take care of this so I can go back to the party?

Juniper Lee

But, Ah-Mah, I miss everything. While I'm fighting giant demonic frogs, my friends are going to movies and parties and the mall. I wanna go, too. Well, excpet the mall. Ah-Mah, can I least tell them that I save the world all the time?

Juniper Lee

So, that's a no? You buy cheap moose heads and I fight evil?

Juniper Lee

Great. I miss Jody's party because of this Racatan thingy, and then I...

Juniper Lee

Well, yeah. They said it was loose or something, and...

Juniper Lee

(panting) Okay, fine, I'm here knee-deep in leprechaun territory. So, where is this big, bad Racatan? If I can't find it, I'm gonna go back to the-- (sees the Racatan munching on a tree) Oh, boy. A hamster? I'm missing the party for a giant hamster? (Walks towards the Racatan) Oh, fine. Hey, Mr. Nibbles! (the Racatan doesn't listen) Buddy, I'm gonna need you to move it along, maybe take it outside the city limits. (the Racatan still doesn't listen) Hey, Algernon, come on, now! I don't wanna get rough! (touches it's back) Move!

Juniper Lee

Okay! (laughs nervously) My bad! We don't like physical contact. (screams as she starts running from the Racatan)

Juniper Lee

I'm sure that if we...

Juniper Lee

...sit down and talk about this...

Juniper Lee

...we could work something out!

Juniper Lee

Okay, so you're huge, vicious, and furry, but I don't see why Ah-Mah was having a baby about you getting out of your tent.