Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Oh, Ray Ray, I have a field trip today! I really don't have time to unclog our toilet full of monsters!

Juniper Lee

He throws everything in the toilet.

Juniper Lee

Only if he doesn't eat us. (The slug monster bites Juniper's bat) Hey! This is my good bat! (The slug monster throws her on it's back and she rides it like a mechanical bull) Monroe, is there a counterspell for worm boy here?

Juniper Lee

(as she repeatedly hits the slug monster with her fist) Get out of our toilet, dork face!

Juniper Lee

Shut up.

Juniper Lee

There's room in this toilet for one more, if you like surfing.

Juniper Lee

Ophelia, if you hate chorus so much, why'd you join?

Juniper Lee

Your mom signed you up for ballet again, huh?

Juniper Lee

Oops! I think I dropped my house key! (runs off as Jody and Roger look on and Ophelia shrugs)

Juniper Lee

Now is this a good use of our time? I don't think so! (throws the bench away)

Juniper Lee

What a wuss.

Juniper Lee

(holding a rock) I can hear you! Drama queen. (drops the rock and continues walking)

Juniper Lee

Ray Ray!

Juniper Lee

(picks up the box) It is labeled! "Cyclone Monkeys! Danger – DO NOT OPEN!"

Juniper Lee

Oh, man! Ray Ray, do you know how old these terellian medicine jars were?