Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

I am but a hand, I am but a vessel, I am the stone that balances the worlds.

Juniper Lee

(comes in) You'd better run, blob butt! If I catch you in the park again, you're gonna be wearing these size threes! Dork.

Juniper Lee

He was eating the playground.

Juniper Lee

Oh, dude, he ate the bathrooms? (Ray Ray nods) What's the matter with these guys?

Juniper Lee

Yeah, sure, Ray Ray. I stopped three-ton beavers from devouring toilets, just like Batman.

Juniper Lee

Oh, you are so not Robin.

Juniper Lee

Yeah, well Batman and Robin never had to hurry home and practice piano. You must chill.

Juniper Lee

Big sister, comes with the territory.

Juniper Lee

No, but he lives in a cave with a depressed billionaire.

Juniper Lee

Okay, now you're really shutting up.

Juniper Lee

Shutting up. And you aren't even supposed to be out here, anyway. It's to dangerous for you...

Juniper Lee

(to three monsters camouflaging in a tree, a bench and a lamppost) Alright, all of you, out!

Juniper Lee

(offscreen) Don't even think about it!

Juniper Lee

Yeah, I'm a force to be reckoned with.

Juniper Lee

(holding a baseball bat) What did you do?!