Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

I've got five monkeys having conniptions in my room at 80 miles an hour. Where's the mystery?

Juniper Lee

A fish? She rode a fish?

Juniper Lee

So she's, like, totally history?

Juniper Lee

Oh, I'm sorry, Ophelia, I got tied up.

Juniper Lee

You wanna try this on?! Think you're about a size ten! (Uses the magic sword to blast Donnie to a dental billboard, knocking out the teeth)

Juniper Lee

Make that ten.

Juniper Lee

Hey, guys.

Juniper Lee

Both. Trust me.

Juniper Lee

Edipan? Monroe!

Juniper Lee

(gasps) Seriously? Does that mean I can go to drama camp over vacation without worrying about any magical freaks messing things up? (to the Skunk Monster) Oh, no offense.

Juniper Lee

Hey, so what's the plan, huh? You wanna pick this up next week?

Juniper Lee

A thousand?! Ah-Mah! Look, I'm alright standing in front of people with a guitar slung around me, but a speech? (A mysterious figure passes by) Do I have to?

Juniper Lee

But you're a Te Xuan Ze, too. And you've got experience: the years of practice, the knowledge, a lack of throwing up in front of large groups. (a pair of blue eyes appear in the bushes)

Juniper Lee

Yeah, but Ah-Mah, I've only been at this whole battling-the-evil thingies for a little while. I'm still a rookie.

Juniper Lee

Yeah, bring it on, you big rib roast! This isn't my first time at the rodeo!