Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

I know.

Juniper Lee

(chuckles) Payback.

Juniper Lee

Your mother hired a clown?

Juniper Lee

Oh, man.

Juniper Lee

(sighs) Oh, brother.

Juniper Lee

You're a leprechaun? Aren't you a little tall?

Juniper Lee

Yeah, you must be very proud. Look, I'm kind of busy here. This is my best friend's birthday party.

Juniper Lee

They can't see you.

Juniper Lee

(laughs nervously; singing) From my love? Baby, what do you want from my heart there, darling? (laughs nervously)

Juniper Lee

You know, I would like to go to a party, just once, where everyone doesn't think I'm clinically insane.

Juniper Lee

Look, uh, Jeff, my job is to maintain the order between magic and regular people. This stone on my bracelet glows to alert me that something's going down. No glowing, no going. If the delicate balance is disrupted, I think I'd know. (Her bracelet starts glowing)

Juniper Lee

(groans) Tell your chief that I'm on my way.

Juniper Lee

Because my life is stupid and leprechauns are dorks.

Juniper Lee

No. Now, you and Monroe stay put.

Juniper Lee

Stay put. I gotta go to grandma's. (She leaves)