Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

(pulling the second Batoot poacher's ears) You mess with the bull, you get the horns!

Juniper Lee

And stay out of my yard!

Juniper Lee

Hey, nice job, boys. I don't know what you guys did to Dennis, but he's in his room locking his comic books in a steamer trunk and— oh, man.

Juniper Lee

There he is!

Juniper Lee

Okay, tubby! It's time to calm down before you deep-six this whole enchilada!

Juniper Lee

Oh, come on. Couldn't I just buy him a pizza or something?

Juniper Lee

Okay. (to Hector) Look, I know you didn't mean to wreck our house and eat all our furniture, but it's just... Well, my job's not easy and I get frustrated. I'm sorry I yelled at you, honestly. (sighs) I'm sorry.

Juniper Lee

Now, look, I know I fly off the handle a lot... (ties the cable to the girder) but you would, too. It's a lot of responsibility being the Te Xuan Ze. And sure I get help and stuff, but at the end of the day, it's just me getting the job done, you know? I just wish that I could...

Juniper Lee

So, you're ready to return to your herd, big fella?

Juniper Lee

You can talk?

Juniper Lee

Do what?

Juniper Lee

Woo-hoo! Ambiguous Angst!

Juniper Lee

Oh, move it, Dennis. Ah-Mah's giving us a ride to the mall.

Juniper Lee

Oh, come on, Dennis. Can you just act like a normal human for a change?

Juniper Lee

Okay, just try to stay out of the penalty box this time.