Juniper Kim Lee quotes from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee

Juniper Lee

Oh, just ignore them. (They hear and see the clock. The time on it is 9:00) Oh, crud, it's already 9:00.

Juniper Lee

Okay, listen, you guys grab Roger, wait for Dennis and Ray Ray and meet me outside. I'll go find Ah-Mah and stall her.

Juniper Lee

I thought that freak was banished! How'd she get out?

Juniper Lee

(witnessing the portal stones from behind a trash bin) Forget it, Auntie. No stinking portal's opening on my watch.

Juniper Lee

Are you looking for me? Are you looking for me? You must be looking for me, because there's no other Te Xuan Ze around here.

Juniper Lee

Wow, pretty tough talk for somebody straddling a guppy!

Juniper Lee

Hey, grandma, these belong to you? (holds the portal stones) You want 'em, come take 'em!

Juniper Lee

Please, Ah-Mah? It's what I want. I'd be happier this way. I would.

Juniper Lee

It's like déjà vu.

Juniper Lee

Hey, guys, you, uh, wanna watch a movie on pay-per-view?

Juniper Lee

Okay, give it up, grandma!

Juniper Lee

(yawns) It's 'cause I've been kicking monster butt since 5:30 in the morning. Can't these guys sleep in?

Juniper Lee

I know, I know, but back then, the world was boring. It was like fight monsters or churn butter. I got better things to do.

Juniper Lee

Seriously, Ah-Mah, this great protector stuff, it's majorly stressing me out.

Juniper Lee

(sees her bracelet glowing; groans) Duty calls. (leaves)