And say hello to our impartial judges: General Skarr... Cap'n Greengums... and Mindy's mom!
Impartial my big, boney...
BUT, before we begin, let's stop and think about why we are here...
AM Audience Member
My wife made me come!
[Scowls, then resumes] Scurvy is a terrible, terrible disease... Isn't that right, Cap'n Greengums?
G Captain Greengums
Arr, I used to have a set of perfect gums, over which the tavern wenches swooned! But then, I got the scurvy! They had to replace me gums with... with... KOSHER PICKLES! [Starts to cry, and hugs Skarr] And I hate pickles!
Statistics show the number one cause of scurvy is IGNORANCE! Please do not boil your fruit juices. I cannot stress this enough, people! [farts] Now with that out of the way -- let the pageant begin!
First round, Evening Gowns! Julie. Laura. Eva. Xina. Anna. Ray. Sue. Mindy. Mandy.
It BURRRRRNS! [pulls out hand]
G Captain Greengums
Arrrr, that'll cost 'er some points.
R Sir Raven
Will Mandy win the pageant? Will she ever smile? I don't care. Instead, here's an important commercial message. IMPORTANT... COMMERCIAL... MESSAGE !
[Grim, Billy and Mandy have been transported to The Powerpuff Girls universe, dressed as the titular characters. Suddenly the hotline rings]
U Professor Utonium
Girls! Girls, wake up! Mojo Jojo just snuck into the movie theater without paying!
Yeah, yeah. We're on it, professor.
Okay. We keep flying, we don't look back, we NEVER talk about this again!
Never get this feeling something really bad is about to..
R Sir Raven
YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDEEEEER!
Oh, for Pete's sake, Harold, what the heck is a giant anaconda doing in my kitchen?!
Pretty much whatever it wants, I'm thinking.
NP Nigel Planter
So, will you help me?
: Dorko Malfly [waves the wand and to Nigel Planter] I hope your show turning into a cartoon! [Dorko laughs evilly]
So there I was, facing 12 feet poop elves. Didn't have anywhere to run-
Umm, excuse me, but how could they be elves if they were 12 feet tall?
HD Hoss Degaldo
It was a leap year.
But, that still doesn't explain-
HD Hoss Degaldo
You sharpshooting me, Goodpudding?
Are you stepping in my cornflakes?!
HD Hoss Degaldo
Lemme tell you something about stepping into people's cornflakes... it's a weird way to eat cornflakes.
[interrupts Goodvibes] Come on, Goodvibes, out with it! Is our little Remus on the bullet train to Smartsville, or is he riding the slow pony to the rubber forest?
[pulls out a giant green spork] Think hard.
Do you like lobster, Mr. Goodpoop?
It's good VIBES, and yes, I love lobster.
How about giant alien zombie lobster?
Well, I can't really say...
[giant lobster picks up Principal Goodvibes]
Rollington Academy is for...
Geniuses! Which I is one of am!
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